I am here in the city of sin.
I shimmed for the boys at Margaritaville.
I was sober.
But.
We won yesterday, so one more basketball game today!!!!
AND.
We won by 30.
We have won 3 games all season.
We won by 30.
We owned St. Marys.
Today.
We will own LMU.
(Hopefully)
But this is not about basketball, it's about Vegas Baby.
Here's what I've learned so far.
1. Vegas is shiny.
2. There is no such thing as "big enough".
3. I can get a girl delivered to me in 30 minutes 24 hours a day.
4. The oompa loompas (I kid you not. small, orangy skin, dressed in bright t-shirts advertising girls in 30 minutes) are sexist. They only offer the cards to men. What about me? do I just exude my heterosexuality so much that they know not to offer me the cards? It made me sad.
5. There is no such thing as too crass.
6. You can get anything, anywhere, at anytime. You just need to ask.
7. EVERYTHING has a price in Vegas. EVERYTHING. Except parking.
I'm sure I'll be learning more as the weekend progresses. I'll update sometime. The internet?she is not free wi-fi in Vegas. She is 9.95 for a 24 hour period.
Until then...what happens in Vegas? Stays in Vegas. (yeah right, like I won't blog my adventures, right?)
Yaaaaaay!!!
ReplyDeleteVegas is like a different planet. Have a good time! xox
Vegas scares me. Though according to The History Channel it will be one of the last places on Earth to lose power after all the people are gone.
ReplyDeleteSo, erm, I'm not sure what that MEANS, exactly, but it seems important.
Paying for wi-fi in my hotel room bugged the living daylights out of me when I was there last Nov for a business trip. If you're not dumping money into the casino downstairs, they want you dumping your money somewhere.
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